ALL I CAN SAY IS: REVENGE!

There is one thing I will do, I will have revenge!

There are many ways to obtain it, but I think the best would be the following one:

First of all I would get a little bit of the mouse blood into a bottle. Then I will buy some necessary things to execute my plan in a hardware: a cheap string, a little brush and some nails. What would I do if I had all this material? You will know very soon.

The next step will be based on encouraging my friends to eat in a park near the shop so we would be ready to act in the correct moment. We will wait until the nasty and ugly shop assistant leave the candy main place at midday and take the chance by that time.

First of all we would do a knot in the tail’s mouse extreme, after that, we would stick part of the nails in the shop walls so the dead animal would stay hanging. The last action would be to paint the crystal of the shop (because it’s easier to clean the paint in it than in the walls) and write something significant in the walls, kind of:

PIGGY WITCH!

MY GREATEST WISH IN LIFE

Seldom we are asked about our greatest wish in life, it’s something private that may say a lot of one-self… Being honest, I don’t know. Let’s say I’d like to be a singer!

Since I was a child I liked to sing everywhere I went, it made me happy and free, but certainly I used to sang out of the tone almost always. One day a friend of mine asked me to go with her to the children’s UNESCO choir, by that time I was ten-yeared. I can perfectly remember my first day, my future partners were warming up their voices with very strange movements and faces, what a group of freaks, I thought. In fact they were amazing people doing something ordinary in singing world, how could I know?

Time went by and I grew up, but my passion for music grew faster than me, thereso I started playing piano and going to other choirs. Nowadays I’m in the Badalona academy of music, learning music as much as I can.

By the way I would not like to be a singer of disco music, even if it’s the one that may make you reach. I want to work in my own music, the one I’ve decided to play: samba, jazz, blues, gospel, pop, rock, … not disco or house.

Being a singer has many good aspects. You can travel to many places, meet people from everywhere, be in touch with other cultures, practice your Italian and German as well as your English, … I almost forgot, i would like to have a husky!

All in all, if you’re a little famous and good at your job being a singer, you will have an amazing life! Thereupon I’ll try to give my best to become a professional one! :)

Kinder surprise

I never liked candies, since I was very little . Every time i went to birthday parties I could not enjoy the present for the guests because its were candies, always. The same happened when I played “discovering the treasure”, or participating in a “gincama”, the prize was the same, the damned sweets. So my question by that time was: am i an extraterrestrial being? What is wrong with me?

Fortunately, one day my grandmother Dolores came home with something new for me, she said that i had never tasted something like a kinder surprise, she was right. I first unwrapped the chocolate egg, then I waved it, and I did an amazing discovering, it had something inside! Once i started eating the candie i did not think any more in the egg that was inside the chocolate egg, i just could think in the miraculous taste of the chocolate, it was crunchy, sweet, milky in conclusion ripe.

The very next moment, I opened the little egg box, i don’t remember which little toy expected for me inside, but I do remember my kinder toys collection that I started just the same day I opened the first. In the end i gather together more than one hundred kinder toys, what a big freak.

Four summers later, an Italian company created the “Maxi kinder”, but it had nothing to do with kinder surprise, “Maxi” was just a substitute for the summer because my favourite was easily melted by the warm temperatures.

The last thing I would like to comment is the prize of that product that saved my childhood, 25 “pesetas”, my weekly payment when I was six years!